Our newest design, the
These Aren't the Breasts You're Looking for t-shirts, harken back to the scene in Star Wars (Episode IV) when we see Obi-Wan Kenobi use the Jedi Mind Trick for the first time. (truly, it was the first indication of the force)How suave was old Ben Kenobi with his British accent, powerful eyes, and a little hand wave? Who didn't want to be him?
If you don't remember, the conversation went something (exactly) like this:
Stormtrooper: Let me see your identification.Obi-Wan: [using the force to manipulate the stormtrooper's mind] You don't need to see his identification.Stormtrooper: We don't need to see his identification.Obi-Wan: These aren't the droids you're looking for.Stormtrooper: These aren't the droids we're looking for.Obi-Wan: He can go about his business.Stormtrooper: You can go about your business.Obi-Wan: Move along.Stormtrooper: Move along... move along.(thank you IMDB)
Although many men recognize the force-like, hypnotic nature of a pair of well-formed breasts, (listen, women would stare at boobs in public, too, if they didn't have their own to look at in private. Thanks to human physiology, the breast must be one of the most iconic forms in anyone's mind. It is the first real "symbol" we come in constant contact with in our lives.) not many men realize that women are able to employ other, more subtle forms of the force to keep us away.For those girls/women who aren't into the subtlety, though, may we suggest the "These aren't the breasts your looking for" shirt to keep those love-hungry Star Wars Geek Guys at bay?Or, if you are a Star Wars fan and have a girlfriend or wife you want to keep off limits, we suggest you pick up one of these t-shirts as a gift (perfect for a geeky anniversary, right?)
STAR WARS FANBOYS! Don't let nature stop you from having a good laugh. Think about how much funnier this shirt is on you, with your man-breasts or your total lack of boobage. You too can use the force (who knows...these t-shirts might even help you take home a Star Wars Fan Girl to meet your mom...JK!)
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